I’m geared up and ready to go
My bike is clean and lubed
I come in the house to get my water bottles
And Roddick and Federer are playing
Tied in the 4th
I had to stay
I have to watch

8/8 in the fifth
Roddick is doing swell
Although I am not a fan
I actually hope Roddick wins

Break point Roddick
Federer serves...
Deuce
Advantage Federer
Oh my god Federer’s up
9/8

Roddick is going to have to keep his cool
He’s kept to up to now

Oh my god 9/9!!!!
Here we go
And the outcome is...

The Fed is up by 1
When am I going to get to ride?
I can’t leave this match!
It’s too freaking good

Oh! My! GOD!!!!
Roddick holds!!!!
10/10!!!!!

It’s 6pm in London
The shadows are coming
On Roddick’s court
Bad sign
Oh no, 10/11
The Fed is up

Switch
Shadows on Federer’s side
Andy’s up 30 love
Oh no, deuce
Advantage Roddick
OH MY GOD!!!!!
11 ALL in the FIFTH!!!!!

The Fed serves
I need to go check on my bike...

12 All
Oh jezus
I actually hope this thing ends
Like soon
I’m tired of sitting in front of this television
While these two jokers are having fun
Playing tennis!!!
But I’m in too deep now
I can’t leave

In front of me
On the coffee table
Is a bag of potato chips
And a bag of Oreo’s

Andy Roddick has NEVER
Played this well
I can’t leave because he might win
I hope he wins
He’s keeping his cool

13/14 Roger
14/14
Federer Game/love
14/15 Roger

Commercial...

In front of me
On the coffee table
Is a bag of potato chips
And a bag of Oreo’s
There’s a gallon of milk in my refrigerator

Championship point...
The Fed wins!
That was great tennis
Andy did well