I visited Bernadette today
At the Downtown Y
She’s as cool as the Cheshire cat
And her class is smooth as silk

She took us on a smooth rolling journey
Her voice was soft but strong
I let it guide me down the path
To where my mind became one
With my heart and soul

As the tempo increased
So did my pace
As we increased our resistance
I felt ever so strong
Strong enough to become one with
The joy that is felt in repetition

Ministry was there
So was Bush
And Nine Inch Nails
I’m also certain I met up
With Travolta, and Berry
Swordfish, and that dress
The dress exposed those legs
My mind is on the ride
Golf club in hands, fore

Yea that’s right
The soundtrack was totally rocking
Some stuff I never heard
But I’ll be sure to find it
And use it for myself
Because it was completely evil

And when it comes to Spin Class
Evil is Good

I totally dig Bernadette
She’s like the coolest cat I know
Totally cooler than the Cheshire cat
Because she’s human, that I know
And her Spin class utterly rocks

We live the machine